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		<title>Bob &#8216;Krueger&#8217; Katter backs the Coalition</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Key independent MP Bob Katter has announced he will back the Coalition in a minority government.
Mr Katter stated "Tony surprised me with an all-nighter that stopped me attacking him through his dreams...".
"I waited until the Labor government were asleep and then I struck." Mr Katter told reporters in Canberra.
"My colleagues ... they are still in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://pollyrofl.com/peanut-cup/bob-krueger-katter-backs-the-coalition/</link>
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		<title>Smoke &#8216;em if you&#8217;ve got &#8216;em</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Russia's finance minister Alexei  Kudrin urged  citizens to get shit-faced with a double-dose of revenue raising.
"If you smoke a pack of cigarettes, that means you are giving more to   help solve social problems such as boosting demographics, stopping obesity, developing   other social services and upholding birth rates," Mr Kudrin [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://pollyrofl.com/peanut-cup/smoke-em-if-youve-got-em/</link>
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		<title>Family Jewells of Fred Nile embroiled in net porn scandal</title>
		<description><![CDATA[New South Wales Christian Democrat MP Fred Nile has been implicated in an internet pornography scandal.
Yesterday the state's Ports Minister Paul McLeay resigned after  admitting he had used a parliamentary computer to access adult and  gambling sites.  It's been said that Paul McLeary is covering up for Rev Nile and his former house-keeper [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://pollyrofl.com/peanut-cup/family-jewells-of-fred-nile-embroiled-in-net-porn-scandal/</link>
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		<title>Mexico arrests drug kingpin &#8216;La Barbie&#8217;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mexico has captured major drug trafficker Edgar "La  Barbie" Valdez in a second big coup for president Felipe Calderon in his  battle against murderous trafficking cartels.
Federal police caught Valdez, a leader of the Beltran Leyva gang  based in central Mexico, in a house in a residential area on the edge of  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://pollyrofl.com/peanut-cup/mexico-arrests-drug-kingpin-la-barbie/</link>
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		<title>While we were sleeping</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It's been months since we've posted and so much has happened.
We got a new PM, Tony Abott pulled an all-nighter and the Election 2010 resulted in a hung parliament.   Lot's of other cool stuff happened too but we were asleep.
We're awake now, so expect more up-to-date "reporting" from now on  
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		<link>http://pollyrofl.com/peanut-cup/while-we-were-sleepin/</link>
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		<title>Australian Politicians are Well Hung</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It seems a Winter election hasn't frozen the Aussie political libido with the Australian Federal Election 2010 ending with a hung Parliament.  We now have three independents who are being feverishly courted by the two major parties.  Tony Abbott turned up at each man's house offering to "clean the pool" dressed as a lifesaver.  Needless [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://pollyrofl.com/peanut-cup/australian-politicians-are-well-hung/</link>
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		<title>Bill Heffernan is the devil</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Bill Heffernen has outed himself as the prince of darkness today when he confessed to threatening the wife of independent MP Rob Oakeshott.  At the weekend Bill, who is usually quite sane, had called the home of Rob Oakeshott  to try and to have an intimidating conversation with Rob's wife.  When asked who was calling, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://pollyrofl.com/peanut-cup/bill-hefernan-is-the-devil/</link>
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		<title>Tyres explode on Qantas jet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Witnesses saw flames and sparks and heard a loud noise  "like cannon fire" as two nose-wheel tyres on a Qantas A380 burst on  landing at Sydney Airport last night.
Passenger Frances Ang says there was a very heavy bump and a loud  bang shortly after the plane touched down.
"Someone was watching the plane [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://pollyrofl.com/mint-pattie/tyres-explode-on-qantas-jet/</link>
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		<title>Gypsies, Tramps and Theives</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One of Romania's most powerful criminals has warned his  country must do something to stop the wave of Gypsy child crime that is  sweeping Europe or face a backlash against Romanians.
Simply known as Breliant, he freely boasts a pedigree rich in  thieves. But in a recent interview  he explained that unless gangs [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://pollyrofl.com/mint-pattie/gypsies-tramps-and-theives/</link>
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		<title>Tony Abbott is Iron Man</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Create your own images of Tony Abbot as Iron Man and we'll add them to this post!  Send them to:  ironman [at] pollyrofl.com
Here we go, our first submission to pollyROFL.com!  Thanks Skink!
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		<link>http://pollyrofl.com/peanut-cup/tony-abbott-is-iron-man/</link>
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