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Bill Heffernan is the devil

Bill Heffernen has outed himself as the prince of darkness today when he confessed to threatening the wife of independent MP Rob Oakeshott.  At the weekend Bill, who is usually quite sane, had called the home of Rob Oakeshott  to try and to have an intimidating conversation with Rob's wife.  When asked who was calling, Bill said "The Devil".

At first this seems like he's using a scary alias to be a bastard but when you look at his website there seems to be more to Senator Heffernan.

Some speculate that Bill is not a bastard.  It's been known for a while that old Bill is addicted to Second Life, an online virtual world where you can live out your fantasies.  Bill's been lording around a virtual Australia as the Devil logging hundreds of hours in late night sessions fueled by red bull, doritos and a delusion of grandeur.   It seems he sometimes gets confused between the virtual world and the real world and it's on these occasions that he does something stupid.

Next time Bill brags about haxorizing your noob arse, you'll know which Bill you're talking to.

Bill Heffernan is the devil

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