Bob ‘Krueger’ Katter backs the Coalition
Article by: Peanut Cup
Bob 'Krueger' Katter is waiting for Julia to fall asleep
Key independent MP Bob Katter has announced he will back the Coalition in a minority government.
Mr Katter stated "Tony surprised me with an all-nighter that stopped me attacking him through his dreams...".
"I waited until the Labor government were asleep and then I struck." Mr Katter told reporters in Canberra.
"My colleagues ... they are still in discussions. Or are they?"
Bob Katter backs the Coalition
[ UPDATE: Bob backed the wrong horse and Julia Gillard is now Australia's PM. Better luck next time Bobby boy ]
While we were sleeping
Article by: Peanut CupIt's been months since we've posted and so much has happened.
We got a new PM, Tony Abott pulled an all-nighter and the Election 2010 resulted in a hung parliament. Lot's of other cool stuff happened too but we were asleep.
We're awake now, so expect more up-to-date "reporting" from now on 
Australian Politicians are Well Hung
Article by: Peanut CupIt seems a Winter election hasn't frozen the Aussie political libido with the Australian Federal Election 2010 ending with a hung Parliament. We now have three independents who are being feverishly courted by the two major parties. Tony Abbott turned up at each man's house offering to "clean the pool" dressed as a lifesaver. Needless to say he was taken up on his offer because each pool was neglected with all the campaigning that had been going on. Meanwhile, Julia Gillard met with the independent senators in the house of mirrors, which allowed the senators to see if she was holding a knife behind her back.
It's going to be a close competition with both leaders enjoying immense popularity that has no chance of waning. We'll keep you updated as more news trickles in.
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