Bob ‘Krueger’ Katter backs the Coalition
Article by: Peanut Cup
Bob 'Krueger' Katter is waiting for Julia to fall asleep
Key independent MP Bob Katter has announced he will back the Coalition in a minority government.
Mr Katter stated "Tony surprised me with an all-nighter that stopped me attacking him through his dreams...".
"I waited until the Labor government were asleep and then I struck." Mr Katter told reporters in Canberra.
"My colleagues ... they are still in discussions. Or are they?"
Bob Katter backs the Coalition
[ UPDATE: Bob backed the wrong horse and Julia Gillard is now Australia's PM. Better luck next time Bobby boy ]
While we were sleeping
Article by: Peanut CupIt's been months since we've posted and so much has happened.
We got a new PM, Tony Abott pulled an all-nighter and the Election 2010 resulted in a hung parliament. Lot's of other cool stuff happened too but we were asleep.
We're awake now, so expect more up-to-date "reporting" from now on