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Australian Politicians are Well Hung

It seems a Winter election hasn't frozen the Aussie political libido with the Australian Federal Election 2010 ending with a hung Parliament.  We now have three independents who are being feverishly courted by the two major parties.  Tony Abbott turned up at each man's house offering to "clean the pool" dressed as a lifesaver.  Needless to say he was taken up on his offer because each pool was neglected with all the campaigning that had been going on.  Meanwhile, Julia Gillard met with the independent senators in the house of mirrors, which allowed the senators to see if she was holding a knife behind her back.

It's going to be a close competition with both leaders enjoying immense popularity that has no chance of waning.  We'll keep you updated as more news trickles in.

Election 2010 Well Hung

Independents look likely to rake it in